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School Shooting 

Sorry to say but school shooting is so american now. Its non stop. And no i am not racist.
Eric: Hey dylan, wanna go on a school shooting?
Dylan: Nigga im dead.
Eric: Ok
School Shooting by Alien Weed April 27, 2019

Sporting KC 

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.
Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."
Sporting KC by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012

Today’s Mass Shooting 

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.
“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

shooting ropes

when you cum a lot and it creates the visual effect of shooting ropes out of your dick
brooo, i jerked for 1 hour last night and came shooting ropes all over the place
shooting ropes by denzzz April 16, 2020

school shootings 

A trend in the United States of America where white kids shoot up a school
White kid: wtf I just did 9 damage this game is shit
Black kid: chill my negus it’s just a game
White kid: *shoots up the school with his dads ar the next day*
Black kid: wtf is with all these white kids doing school shootings

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend 

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).
Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.