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man with a shiney head: 'i am a shonk'
by the_non_shonk March 29, 2005
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Having sex. A cross between shagging and bonking.
Julia: Can we go to your place tonight?

Matt: No, room-mate's girlfriend is over and they'll be shonking.
by AngevinQueen October 6, 2009
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Old-fashioned British derogatory word for someone Jewish
Shonks go to synagogues.
by polruan November 10, 2010
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Shonk, The coolest guy on the planet. And, Owner of www.shonk.net.
by Dan August 19, 2003
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progressive shonk
noun progressive shonk
deriv. shonky

A musical genre based on shonk, characterized by a discordant and/or disjointed sound with instrumental and musical progressions. It is most commonly found in DJ'ing and dance music production.

In a historical context, the sound did not originate from a single individual but rather a collective of visionaries, who used the internet to collaborate. As such, pioneering shonkalists and their seminal creations can be found at various websites - in particular, abletonlivedj.com.

Progressive Shonk is a evolution and refinement of Shonk with smoother and more measured beginnings providing a well-balanced transition to the disjointed and jarring feel of classic Shonk
"His progressive shonk sounds had the crowd hopping that night."
by Allison Redhead August 17, 2007
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A shinky shonk is someone who is dumb and cannot complete tasks in a simple manner
Oh Erin stop being a shinky shonk, just ask him out already
by Lilsypop01011 March 15, 2017
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