"O my goodness!" exclaimed Mike
"What happened?" replied Arthur
"I was on the toilet and then a squeezed out a riz that was the size of a soccer ball!" Mike explained
One who when you asked his name either flipped you off and kept walkin or said it was asshole; formally known as "that kid", "Cap", "Cappy", "Rizzo the Rat", or any derivation there of.
I would say, "burn in hell jerk off." but you know I just don't think anger is good for you, and so I casually flip you the bird and keep on trottin.