mork

n. Slang. A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

NIGGA! Get yo mork ass outta bed!

by Tony March 7, 2004

mork

~In the state or being a sloan ass nigga.
~The opposite of a trap star

Jeff, you hatin coz you a mork ass nigga and i'm a trap star nigga.

by JKBS September 8, 2010

Morking

The act of gathering in a Lidl hypermarket with your satan worshipping friend to rape a weakling guy between the shelves using random objects to insert in his anus and urethra

James went morking with Stuart and Lenny tonight
- Oh dear,you are morking again far from home?

by BogusAnalus December 22, 2022

mork

n. someone who is completely witless. a low level nincompoop who rarely sees things in perspective. Shallower than the dead sea and perchance saltier too...

wrong lane mork, you just bowled allen a gutterball...

by Alex Johansson September 29, 2006

mork

A combination of a Moron and a Dork. Just as a Lork is a Loser and a Dork.

That guy Demian is a such a mork.

by Rolland July 31, 2005

mork

A slang term for milk produced by a woman's breasts after childbirth as food for her child.

"I would love a mork and cum milkshake on this warm summer day"

by Daddystino May 5, 2021

morking

an alternative for saying that you are working on complex math equations

guy 1 : hey where were you last night guy 2.

guy 2 : I was morking.

guy 1 : man I hate Differential Equations.

by daniel duke September 8, 2006