Mary is an epic person that's the most amazing person ever. She comes in two styles, punk and vintage. She is everything someone would ever want for a friend. WARNING: She is very cuddly. She enjoys sleeping in class, it's the best thing to do in that situation. She's much cooler than all the other people in school. She's gorgeous and laughs a lot. She has a great sense of humour.
She is an awkward penguin.
She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
She is an awkward penguin.
She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
Classmate 1: Who's that pretty girl sleeping on her desk?
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.
Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.
Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.
Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.
Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.
Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.
Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
by SexyAlienHelloHello January 21, 2013
A nice girl, and a good friend. She's always there for you in a time of need or help, even though most of the time has has much bigger problems that yours.
by 808ninasantapintamariaohmaria January 24, 2011
Someone pretty who thinks they're ugly. Often forgets things. Usually happy, but has a darker side. Has considered suicide and cutting. Talkative and fun to be around. Interesting conversations. Makes friends easily. Has beautiful eyes. Seems cold at first. Extremely hyper near close friends. Can tell her bff everything. Sexually inexperienced. Very smart
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhfhhhhfhhhhfhdhdhhh November 7, 2013
The most beautiful girl known to mankind, her heart is pure and filled with lust, she's a very strong woman and doesn't like no for an answer. She'll charm the socks right off your feet, her kisses will leave you breathless. She only wishes for happiness and when shes set on something good luck getting her to change her mind about it.
Mary Marie Branch I love you, will you do me the honor of making me the happiest man in the world and be my girl till death do us part.
by M+D=<3 December 21, 2016
she is an amazing person. also not to mention a soothsayer. she has great advice and always knows whats best for you even when you don't. she is gorgeous, especially in her eyes. sometimes you don't think you don't deserve her and are so lucky to even know her. even thought she makes fun of you all the time she is still a great friend. she is also very confident with everything she does. she cares for everything. she is artistic, funny,cute and lots of other things. she is very intelligent and doesn't hide anything. she has her cute and adorable sides and has serious sides too.
by Kitten4years July 18, 2018
Mary is a loving and beautiful lady. she is always happy and her smile is like a million stars. She is never afraid to be bold and strong. She never lets any one put her down. She is strong and the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Her personality is unique and just as pretty as her. you are lucky if you aver meet a Mary because she will change your world and make you want to smile every time you see her. Mary is also the best friend anyone could ask for. Thankyou Mary
person1 "Damn, that girls is hot!"
person2 "ya, that's Mary. But she's to good for you so don't even try."
person2 "ya, that's Mary. But she's to good for you so don't even try."
by LIVE_LOVE-LAUGH May 27, 2018
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is perfect from inside out in so many ways. She has an amazing laugh, if she starts to laugh you can't stop yourself from laughing. You'll never get bored of talking to her cause she has many stories willing to say. Mary is kind and caring, the love of my heart.
beautiful perfect love Mary Love can be for miles away, but love comes in different shapes and sizes. In my case my heart said, "I love her and she's the one."
by ~~~~Anonymous~~~~ January 24, 2014