Marty

The type of guy who will give you his all once acquainted with him. He's a giving, loving, caring, and compassionate person. Many people will walk all over him and take him for granted, but he holds only a few close friends who stick by his side. At times he's not all there and seems to not understand when spoken to. He tends to agree with whatever you may say. He's infatuated with his hair and will go any length to maintain it. To get him to make a decision is like pulling out teeth. His greatest love is his skateboard, and nothing can replace that. He spends a lot of time at the skatepark, but slacks for a while due to no time. Work is his life. Typically, gas stations. He likes to stick his money up his butt. If he could he would marry weed because it's his first love. He tends to hate shopping and will lean on anything and everything he can find to let you know he doesn't want to be there making you rush. Many girls will catch his eye, but he will claim you are the one. Be careful because as soon as Jennifer Aniston comes on the screen you're yesterdays news. Overall, he's a pretty solid dude that has a great heart.

Marty and Mark are such dumbasses.

by gatoradebubblez May 20, 2022

Marty

The best boi ever to exist! If you find a Marty be glad and thankful cause he's just about the best there is! He's the greatest friend and an even better boyfriend! He's cute AF and HOT AF OOOO MY GOD! and everyone loves him! Don't let any girl steal urs!

"Omg did u see Marty today? He's so fuxking cute imma cooom"

by xBunnyXGamingx March 24, 2021

Marty

A party that starts at midnight, M(idnight)(P)arty

I can't wait for Jakobs Marty, he was gonna throw a darty plarty but it turned into a Marty luckily

by esketitflex September 30, 2018

Marty

A flexible word used as a noun, verb or adjective. Starting to be used within the University of Melbourne engineering department and slowly making its way into the science department.

Noun: average sized individual, smart wit, has dreadlocks, enjoys a good laugh, slighty agitating to some, can be perceived as odd or out of the ordinary

Verb: 1. completely bugger something up, 2. an act of utter disgust that will induce involuntary vomiting, 3. to add that extra something that crosses the line in any given conversation

Adjective: 1. unique, 2. odd, 3. strange, 4. unconventional, 5. amusing, 6. foul minded, 7. awesome, 8. random, 9. inappropriate, 10. very cool

"you're such a marty"

"nice one, just marty it why don't you?"

"you really marty-ed that"

"that was a really marty thing to do"

"oh, that was marty, man"

by the anonymous one May 06, 2008

Marty

Major douche bag. Might as well be slang for fuck face. Someone who is disliked by all, and always has extremely evil, abusive, controlling and malicious behavior. Can’t keep a woman to save his life. May God help Marty because dammit he needs it!

Wow, what a douche bag that Marty is

by Joey Lewis July 02, 2018

Marty

A common nickname given to people by the name of Martin. Marty's often times tend to manage to cock-block themselves. Most Marty's resemble famous people on the internet, and make failhearts. Marty's have natural 8-pacs, yet their nipple are small like shriveled raisins. Marty's aren't the best drinkers, so if you ever see one at a party, make sure he doesn't drown in his own vommit (A common technique to prevent this would be to forcefully gag him with your fingers). Badass Marty's usually have badass friends too which is badass, badass.

Damn, Marty really needs to clean his hat. It looks like some one crapped on it.

I liked that kids mohawk...too bad he cut it off. I almost though he was a Marty.

by A Badass Friend October 22, 2010

Marty

To lag or make excuses while refraining/abstaining from consuming an alcoholic beverage.

Boy Dave is sure Martying that jack & coke.

by adillhole February 05, 2009