Military Police - at least in the Army. As loved as the police in the outside world, except in the military you have few rights, and they know it and will rat fuck you the second they can. they originate from the kids at school everyone hated. MPs think they are badass but in Iraq and Afghanistan haji handed the MPs their asses on route patrol and just about any engagement requiring the Infantry real men to take over. on the big bases MPs hand out speeding tickets to grunts stressed out from months of combat... charming. For what it's worth... CID investigates real crimes but every MP thinks he's a CID investigator.
Hit by THREE IEDs today and I get a ticket for going 35 in a 25mph zone, mother-fucker.
Can't spell wimp without MP.
Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.
Can't spell wimp without MP.
Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.
by Alpino July 28, 2010
macho man: lets go work out bro
macho man 2: yeah i havent hit the gym in a couple of days
macho man: yeah we can get test out the new equipment that just came in and watch the other guys as they bend over for us
macho man 2: nevermind bro, don't want to go, that was really mp
macho man 2: yeah i havent hit the gym in a couple of days
macho man: yeah we can get test out the new equipment that just came in and watch the other guys as they bend over for us
macho man 2: nevermind bro, don't want to go, that was really mp
by dream warrior April 19, 2010
MP, simply put, stands for awesome. Awesome, as in cool. MP comes from some Russian or Norwegian slang for package. Package as in penis. Its something like "Mogrus Parcus". Language currently unknown.
by Douglas Firth September 27, 2009
Magic Pussy Syndrome - a mindset that afflicts certain women with thinking that they are somehow special, above their female peers and men who try to approach them, due to the special status their pussy (being female) gives them.
These women believe they are princesses who deserve special treatment because they own a vagina.
These women believe they are princesses who deserve special treatment because they own a vagina.
by X-fireDude April 30, 2009
a school district in Milwaukee that has some of the best and worst schools in Wisconsin. Also one of the worst district in Wisconsin.
Bob: Damn, MPS sucks!
Tommy: Man, fuck MPS and all it's schools.
Remmy: Why are you dissing MPS?
Tom and Bob: Cuz Remmy, MPS sucks and its the worst district in Wisconsin.
Tommy: Man, fuck MPS and all it's schools.
Remmy: Why are you dissing MPS?
Tom and Bob: Cuz Remmy, MPS sucks and its the worst district in Wisconsin.
by Thekidwhoisakidthatgoestomps January 25, 2011
by Brother Number One May 29, 2005
by W4LL January 11, 2008