all guys have kneads

Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.

In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P

by QuacksO December 27, 2022

knead my bread

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread

She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread

by Nicholas Duda October 22, 2015

kneading bread

When a person squeezes and massages breasts in a kneading bread type of movement.

I was kneading bread so hard it was ready to bake.

by Polina Dolta January 11, 2014

Knead the dough

A person who exchanges favors, (preferably sexual), for money, desperately or 'religiously'.

"Hey what are you doing today?"
"Oh, I'm probably just gonna knead the dough, I got my phone bill coming up."

by Dylan Bagginz. January 1, 2022

Kneading Dough

If you are in need of Money, go roll more dough

Made crack with baking powder and got my c.r.e.a.m cheesecake. by staying hungry and kneading dough.

by Vin Nguyen July 2, 2017