Any moustache circa 1978, found on any hawaiian shirt donning television private investigator or general flaming homo. also known as the "Cop Moustache", the "Burt Reynolds", the "Tom Selleck", or the "Magnum PI".
by Major Moleface April 27, 2010
"How'd you take home that girl from the bar?" "Well, I started tapping my credit card on the bar after I paid my bill and she looked at me like she wanted to party." "Ahhh, the old, Key West Mating Call"
by TheGoon September 18, 2012
Damn that hoe Savannah Cole from Key West High School is a big booty bitch her ass must be really stank XD
by BIGDICKDADDYKWHS69XD March 10, 2019
"Jim told me he was gonna pick up a guy at the gloryhole by the Harley Davidson store and give him a Key West sloppy joe."
by Clitt Orris August 6, 2015
a gay pink school where a gay conch is the fucking masscot and all the teachers masterbate under there desks especially mr. welsh the princible
key west high school is gay
by someone February 1, 2005
A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.
by Suz Kitten June 19, 2023