Jorden

1. The sickest bball player to grace this planet
2. Brand of shoe that people kill for

I was watching TV and saw Jorden straight school some jokester.

Alley Guy 1: Yo check out my new Jorden's man
*GAT GAT*
Alley Guy 2: Thanks for the new Jorden's playa.

by Bradlee November 26, 2005

Jorden

A retarded fuckface with the smallest dick known to man kind. Also, nobody loves them

Your an ass Jorden.

by Chubby Face October 21, 2019

Jorden

A crackhead who lies about everything just like his boyfriend delmer

Omg did you see that jorden over there

by Crackheadjordensnumberonefan May 22, 2019

Jorden

Jorden is an ugly, ungrateful man. Never date someone like him. If you do something kind for him, he'll take it as harassment. His black hair and brown eyes show darkness.

He is probably a Jorden.

by Jorden Chyapa April 13, 2022

Jorden

A guy who is shy and cool at the same time but sometimes he is kind of annoying and creepy but when you meet him he will always be there to help you in hard times and difficult moments he is a good friend and very attractive person

Jorden is the best person I have ever met

by Jorden200721@savege July 17, 2017

jorden

A REAL ASS NIGGA WHO KEEPS IT REAL AND AINT NEVER BEEN A BITCH AND IF YOU GOT A STIFF ASS NIGGA JORDEN KEEP HIM AROUND BECAUSE IS STIFF ASSF AND HES PRESSURE

Man that nigga jorden keeps taking all of my bitches we got to stop him

by a fan of zoldierkid November 22, 2021

jorden

someone who talks a lot

You're such a jorden you talk all the time

by orioles1 May 13, 2010