JJ is an amazing human who is cute as shit and if she keeps denying it she’s going to get slapped. Everyone loves here and she’s such an amazing friend who deserves the world. JJ will defend you with her life and is loyal as shit. JJ is a friend who you are lucky to have and should appreciate every second you have with her. I LOVE YOU CUTE DUMBASS. you’re cute btw.
by Shrekslayer420 August 25, 2019
Short for job justifier. One of those people who often creates drama -- and work -- to show the world they deserve their paycheck.
Bill's such a JJ. He made us polish all the chrome in the car lot because he heard there was fog this morning.
by Aaron Stowe March 6, 2009
acronym for a "joint and jerk", which means to smoke a joint and then jerk off.
Step 1: Smoke Joint
Step 2: Jerk Off
Step 1: Smoke Joint
Step 2: Jerk Off
by Bobbbbbbbbmarley December 24, 2007
Gets all the girls and is usually really hot lives to surf and eat shrimp and grits can’t leave his gun anywhere with out being worried some times he house cleans will do anything for his friends and will Glock you anytime of the day favorite saying is house keeping and loves his weed and at the end of the is just a vibe
Girl:I love seeing JJ that guy is crazy and fun and just a vibe to be with
Girl: he’s the hottest guy to walk this earth
Guy: JJ pulled a gun on me
Girl: he’s the hottest guy to walk this earth
Guy: JJ pulled a gun on me
by Malibaus00 May 28, 2020
A boy who comes off as sweet & flirtatious but is really just a player in disguise. Don't be fooled by his sweet words or actions, because within a few months, you will mean nothing to him. He is rude & only cares for himself. Probably one of the stupidest human beings you will meet. Never fall for a JJ or you will be depressed for months.
by candykisses01 August 18, 2012
by Senor Meow June 25, 2009
by veryfunnyperson April 6, 2009