A type of glorified short term memory test, psychology and the media, want people to believe is an indicator of one's 'intelligence'. Based on the convenient assumption that intelligence is constant, and that all the worlds problems really only on thinking really hard about a single aspect of a problem, therefore, ignoring the power of (fast) intuitive insights that are based on making distant connections in the mind, and give way to an answer. Even though most real world problems, in history, began with some insight or intuition into a matter. IQ tests are based on a partial model of truth seeking, that ignores elements of experimental and creative thought.
My IQ is 120 (and I haven't done shit in my life to show for it)
by dr. z November 27, 2015
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IQ is the unit you use to measure the intelligence of someone. It is commonly misunderstood as memory. People that are unintelligent usually think they are better at things then they actually are. Introverts usually have a higher IQ than extroverts.
You: Forgetting something important.
Other person: Why do you have such a low IQ.
Intelligent person: Wow that person doesn't do his research before the words come out of his mouth.
by ahmed.cum October 15, 2019
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IQ stands for intelligence quotient. It's a scale that measures your intelligent.

The teachers and school people say I had a low iq when i was younger but now i ok.

I am high functioning , i live at home with my mom, im 36 and I do simple tasks such as dishes and vacuuming for mom.

I was tested at 73 iq. Borderling.
IQ is a test that test for intelligent.
by Mikey Todd Rehmeyer October 30, 2008
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How well you do in IQ tests. The formula to find it consists of your mental and chronological age put as a fraction, multiplied by 100.
I have an IQ of 160!
Really? How?
I just guessed on all the questions and got it right!
Now that's smart!
by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020
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Despite what those unqualified in the field of psychology will tell you, IQ is an accurate of measurement of all kinds of intelligence. People with higher IQ's tend to do better in school, and have a more financially successful career.Alos, there are other methods of generating an IQ score than dividing mental age by real age, therefore adults can be tested as well.
I have never taken an IQ test from a qualified psychologist.
by oh shit i'm dead February 16, 2005
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Something to rate how low/high your intelligence is in numbers.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
by AYE BOI HA March 12, 2018
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IQ stands for Intense quesadillas which is easy for saying when your quesadilla gets so absurd you have to rebrand them.
Um can I get 615 IQ's for a math problem to give to my students
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