Honeydew Kisses 

The act of two men with erection with precum on the tips touching the dickheads together.

Bro I can’t wait to get drunk and get some honeydew kisses from you tonight.

Honeydew Kisses by Notsogaylovers September 20, 2022

honeydew dipper 

A person who would use a bucket on the end of a rope to dip into a cesspool and remove "honeydew" (raw sewage) to transfer to a container (usually a large wooden barrel) on wheels and remove from premises and dump elsewhere. Late Victorian euphemism. Also, slang for a stupid, unskilled person; similar to a "ditch digger."

He's so unskilled he'd have difficulty finding a job as a honeydew dipper.

honeydew dipper by Fasciseus April 1, 2019

Honeydew on a Stick 

Something constructed supposedly in one's likeness, in an attempt to fool others into thinking that the object constructed is actually that person.

1. The 'tard stuck a honeydew on a stick and put it on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady stuck a gimuntuan pillow under his blankets so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

Honeydew on a Stick by Phak Yoo November 17, 2004

Let some other honeydew that 

What you say when asked to perform an especially arduous/lengthy/boring task on your significant other's "honeydew list".

It's a good idea to cultivate as many opposite-gender friendships as possible --- not only will all of those other folks feel happy and grateful for your spending "quality time" wif dem, but it will also probably provide you wif a number of willing helpmates, and so there will likely be more chances of your actually having someone else to turn to if your main squeeze occasionally says, "Let some other honeydew that".

Let some other honeydew that by QuacksO August 22, 2022

honey dew stick 

A seductively sweet stick typically found on the lower frontal area of a male anatomy

Rebecca: "Please give me your honey dew stick!"

All men present: "With pleasure!"

honey dew stick by jonnymikey November 3, 2013

Honeyjew

The jewish equivalent of a sugar daddy. A rich jewish male who buys many things for his girlfriend or significant other.

Rachel: Neil is totally Jane's honeyjew
Arielle: Yeah, no kidding. He buys her everything that she wants. He spends so much money on that shiksa.

Honeyjew by BChabs April 22, 2009

honey dew delight 

If you are bored with convential masterbation techniques then another option is to purchase a honey dew melon or any delicious seedless variety of the melon persuasion. Once accomplished bore a hole through the surface of the melon in question usin any tool available. Then put the said melon in the microwave for 1:35 on medium power, use your descretion(some like it hot). Once the temperature is just right insert your reproductive extremity in the melon. Hump as needed until desired effect. Once your hot load has been transplanted in the melon, call up some friends(preferably female) and invite them over for some fruit salad. Cut up the used cum recepticle into bite-size pieces and serve to the guests with either iceberg lettice or traditional cool-whip(as season dictates). Trust me your friends will love it! Half will probably say they've had it before. Enjoy!

I served up my world famous honey dew delight last night to President Bush. I had to make a second batch!

"Ain't no tellin'! What's in that melon!"

honey dew delight by Steve Sutton and Jared Rossman April 5, 2006