1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.

2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.

3. Used as a derogatory term.

1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.

2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.

3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.
by dball September 5, 2007
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A cool nice guy who is a great friend and is an amazing person in general. he owns a lot of Gucci and Rolex's and lives in Massachusetts. he has a lot of cool friends and plays basketball
"Archie Glazer is a god"
by gkghjg February 1, 2019
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A sex move prevalent in many holiday destinations; in which the female is subjected to a facial of semen which covers the entire face. Note the female must be tanned (hence honey)
It was a real honey-glazer! She was exactly the right honey glazing complexion.
by J4j April 11, 2013
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He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and only gets plant-based vaccines. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 57 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.
Brody boy”- Samuel Glazer
by Al isn't pal April 14, 2022
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A sex act in which you cover your partner in Maple syrup and try to lick it off before it hardens.
"Hey Glenn, what happened to the other half of your mustache?"

"I gave my old lady a Canadian Glazer and fell asleep halfway through"
by Mapik December 13, 2019
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a guy in a porno who comes in from off-set to ejaculate on the girl at the end of the scene; the face is usually not shown to make the audience believe this is the same man's penis as in the rest of the scene
Matt just got a job as a union glazer because he can get off very easily and his loads are huge
by janseph November 29, 2010
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