Terry: Hey, can I talk to you about something?
Jasper: Yea, sure.
Terry: I like really wanna hang out with Jeff.
Jasper: Why, you know he's not...
Terry: No, it's not like that. He just seems like a cool guy to hang out with, ya know? It's like I have a gay man crush... if that makes sense.
Jasper: Um, sure....
Jasper: Yea, sure.
Terry: I like really wanna hang out with Jeff.
Jasper: Why, you know he's not...
Terry: No, it's not like that. He just seems like a cool guy to hang out with, ya know? It's like I have a gay man crush... if that makes sense.
Jasper: Um, sure....
by Papa Bareback Em August 26, 2011
A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi August 4, 2023
He is the biggest gay on the entire and should commit not living. fucking indian ass bitch
Name might be Hugo
Name might be Hugo
Normal Gay: bro im gay
SUPER GAY: nah im more gay
Hugo: IM THE BIGGEST GAY MAN UwU *Destroys the penises of both gay and them eats their ass 3 times*
SUPER GAY: nah im more gay
Hugo: IM THE BIGGEST GAY MAN UwU *Destroys the penises of both gay and them eats their ass 3 times*
by gay_6969 January 13, 2020
When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.
Then he has a shower and lotions.
"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"
by Higgiesmalls December 26, 2022
by sluggaa October 28, 2010
by Albertsdaddyforever October 2, 2019
The Metrosexuals are taking over!
by Christina August 13, 2004