My dad used to always say “You’re never too far from a Dave”
Then he would go on to list the many Dave’s he knew.
We all need a doggy Dave in our lives.
If you know a Dave then you know...
•Your life is complete
•Your in risk of getting murdered
•You probably know 10 more Dave’s
Then he would go on to list the many Dave’s he knew.
We all need a doggy Dave in our lives.
If you know a Dave then you know...
•Your life is complete
•Your in risk of getting murdered
•You probably know 10 more Dave’s
by Garyisntthegoldfish February 14, 2021
Dave is a one-of-a-kind. Tall, with a charming smile and amazing eyes, he's almost to good to be true.
He's sweet, attractive, caring, and incredibly hilarious. He does the most legitimate accents, to the point where they are completely believable! He's smart, charismatic, and basically a perfect person.
He's sweet, attractive, caring, and incredibly hilarious. He does the most legitimate accents, to the point where they are completely believable! He's smart, charismatic, and basically a perfect person.
by kelseychantell July 30, 2011
Dave is seen as the ultimate compliment and only to be used for people how deserve it. If your not a dave your a sket. Like you, your a sket.
Hannah: Is Stacy a Dave or a sket?
Josh: Nah Stacy is definitely a sket she sucked Adam last night
Hannah: Is Stacy a Dave or a sket?
Josh: Nah Stacy is definitely a sket she sucked Adam last night
Hannah: Is Stacy a Dave or a sket?
Josh: Nah Stacy is definitely a sket she sucked Adam last night
Hannah: But Adam is a dave?
Josh: yeah that's why she sucked him off
Josh: Nah Stacy is definitely a sket she sucked Adam last night
Hannah: But Adam is a dave?
Josh: yeah that's why she sucked him off
by Daveorsket August 15, 2019
by hot.indian August 7, 2011
A Dave, otherwise known as a dildo, is usually long, pink and Gerthy and can be found hiding in various places in the bedroom such as draws and under pillows
by Bigdave84 December 8, 2016