The most frowned upon type of nigga in Memphis to ever be assosciated as. Cordova niggas are soft as fuck. There parents are often middle class. The Cordova nigga often receives allowance from parents or has a full job at a fast food restaurant. They often buy accessories like true religion jeans and designer belts and even polo, or go as far as borrowing accessories (Pants, Belts, shoes, money .etc) from a associate and “Claiming” it is of their own. If they see a fit you have on they like notice they will ask you "what size them hoes?" Or "sell em" and if you don't comply prepare to be checked.But feel free to defend yourself cause 80% of Cordova niggas can't fight or shoot.
by Memphis Definitions April 10, 2018
cordova hoes are often recognized for their stiff or nappy weave. Their sew ins are usually fucked up and there tracks are usually showing. Most cordova hoes fuck niggas cause they desperate. Cordova hoes often act like they “that bitch” & act like they can fight. They are loud as fuck for no reason especially in the morning.
by Queenarie_. <ig August 29, 2018
(Phrase) A method used to ascend the corporate ladder, usually at a nuclear facility, whereby the employee significantly abrades his or her knees in the process of administering oral sex to a superior in an effort to gain a higher ranking position.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.
"Looks like Larry's caddy has a serious case of Cordova Rug Burn!"
"I got a bad case of Cordova Rug Burn with this last set of procedure changes."
"I got a bad case of Cordova Rug Burn with this last set of procedure changes."
by antisympathetic March 6, 2010
The only high school ever to have collected enough awesomeness to have a gravitational pull. Home of the Lancers, the Big Red Music Machine, Mr. Fabulous- who is, by the way, fabulous- and the best high school in the Central Valley of California. Their band is the rival of McQueen. Our friends love us, our enemies hate us (namely McQueen), and everyone else just fears us. Go Big Red!
McQueen Freshman: We're gonna rock at Fairfield!
McQueen Senior: Shut up! we'll probably get pwnd by Cordova... Again.
Cordova Band: Providing all of your snooty McQueen High School pwnage since 2006.
McQueen Band: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It's Cordova, let's go hide with our sorry ass selves.
Cordova High School Band Member: Dude, did they just wet their uniforms in step?
Other Cordova Band Member: No, they were all off-beat, as usual.
McQueen Senior: Shut up! we'll probably get pwnd by Cordova... Again.
Cordova Band: Providing all of your snooty McQueen High School pwnage since 2006.
McQueen Band: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It's Cordova, let's go hide with our sorry ass selves.
Cordova High School Band Member: Dude, did they just wet their uniforms in step?
Other Cordova Band Member: No, they were all off-beat, as usual.
by Fractured Angel September 2, 2009
A Dave Mathew Cordova is a person who is Michiko's boyfriend. A Dave is a guy who talks like a book. He is mesmerizing and breathtaking in every way. He is perfect. Everyone needs a Dave in their lives. I love you Dave hihi love love michiko:))
Omg! I really need a Dave Mathew Cordova in my life! Michiko is such a lucky girl to have such soul!
by Dave's michiko February 4, 2023
A dude with a big heart in a little body. He’s always there when you need him and will always offer a shoulder to cry on. He will go to the ends of the earth for you just because you ask him too. Everyone needs an Arselio in their life.
by Deeznuts42 November 23, 2021