by Elissa.marie June 15, 2008
One who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. Typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.
by Druhmz November 10, 2005
An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)
Example 1-
Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?
Dude: No, what?
Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.
Dude: Are you kidding me?
Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.
Dude: He is fucking cooked.
Example 2-
Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?
Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.
Dude: Man, he is cooking it!
Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?
Dude: No, what?
Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.
Dude: Are you kidding me?
Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.
Dude: He is fucking cooked.
Example 2-
Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?
Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.
Dude: Man, he is cooking it!
by Betty Ford Prefect July 7, 2013
by puttang_slayer6942 May 3, 2018
by Fictional September 24, 2012
Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.
by williamwallacejd#7 September 20, 2010
Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope!
Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
by Mr. Sage April 26, 2006