by nUggEt oWo April 16, 2019
A hyped up state in the American West known for having a very dry and arid type climate and legal weed. It’s very transient, last year 193k people left and only 30k came in. That’s the biggest exodus in over 10 years.
It’s a beautiful state, even though the mountains are hard to get to with traffic and sometimes dangerous weather conditions combined with horrible drivers (especially in metro Denver).
In Denver, the so-called “Natives” are passive aggressive white trash. The women think they can walk on water as it’s known as “Menver”. It’s rated the worst dating scene in the county as of 2017. It’s got great neighborhoods, combined with a surprisingly vibrant nightlife. Crime is on the uprise and the homeless population is ridiculous. People are way to slow and leads to pathetic service at restaurants. Attitude sickness is real and a total bitch.
Colorado is a great place but not to live in full-time.
It’s a beautiful state, even though the mountains are hard to get to with traffic and sometimes dangerous weather conditions combined with horrible drivers (especially in metro Denver).
In Denver, the so-called “Natives” are passive aggressive white trash. The women think they can walk on water as it’s known as “Menver”. It’s rated the worst dating scene in the county as of 2017. It’s got great neighborhoods, combined with a surprisingly vibrant nightlife. Crime is on the uprise and the homeless population is ridiculous. People are way to slow and leads to pathetic service at restaurants. Attitude sickness is real and a total bitch.
Colorado is a great place but not to live in full-time.
Guy: “I moved here for work from Los Angeles.”
Girl: “well I’m from Iowa and let me tell you how much I love Colorado and hate L.A.”
Guy: “I’m not about to start taking advice from some goddamn hick.”
Girl: “well I’m from Iowa and let me tell you how much I love Colorado and hate L.A.”
Guy: “I’m not about to start taking advice from some goddamn hick.”
by cryingshame May 25, 2018
by xX_Boss_Xx February 2, 2018
A place where the weather changes from freezing cold to heat stroke inducing in matter of days (not an exaggeration). Where your either a yuppie, snowboard bum, or non-english speaking. If it weren't for the great snowboarding and skiing, Colorado would collapse into itself due to all the boredom of all people existing on it.
"So wheres the ocean?"
"Um there is none... but we can go to Chatfield, a big pond with huge jagged rocks on the bottom and smelly green polluted water and call it the ocean."
"Um there is none... but we can go to Chatfield, a big pond with huge jagged rocks on the bottom and smelly green polluted water and call it the ocean."
by Evil Bella March 20, 2004
by CJ1600 March 31, 2010
A term used to to define an extremely sore bottom.
When a person has some sort of Ass pain (Aspen) it is termed as Colorado.
When a person has some sort of Ass pain (Aspen) it is termed as Colorado.
Bob: What's up with you man, you are walking all funny
Murray: I ate a really hot curry last night and it totally scorched my ring
Bob: Ooooooh that sounds bad, is it sore?
Murray: Yep, serious Colorado!
Murray: I ate a really hot curry last night and it totally scorched my ring
Bob: Ooooooh that sounds bad, is it sore?
Murray: Yep, serious Colorado!
by Bobnitro September 15, 2009
They think their state is so cold and blah blah blah... Maybe if they'd get out of the mountains it wouldnt be so damn cold.
Colorado douche--Fraser, Colorado is wayy colder than International Falls.
Minnesotan-- Well if international falls was over 8,000 feet above sea level it would be 6 thousand times colder.
(International Falls is just over 1,000 feet above sea level)
Minnesotan-- Well if international falls was over 8,000 feet above sea level it would be 6 thousand times colder.
(International Falls is just over 1,000 feet above sea level)
by Greeby July 25, 2011