The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like you're going to a royal banquet or the bouncer will throw you out. Usually, illegal drugs are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.
by yup September 15, 2003
What you strike baby seals with.
by Faceplant April 26, 2005
Clubs, like most concentration camps, are crowded, dark, damp, and lacking of sustenance. Its prisoners are tortured with loud, awful noises produced by people with Down syndrome.
Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society.
Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society.
by rpr March 29, 2013
by poontang June 30, 2006
by Thang Tri & Chinh December 14, 2004
1) what the player who has a club flush draw on the flop in poker does
2)the act of jamming or ramming a golf club into one's anus.
2)the act of jamming or ramming a golf club into one's anus.
1) "Let's go clubbing, baby!"
2) "Do you guys want to loosen up and do a bit of clubbing before we hit the course?"
Wife asks her husband, "Hunny, why don't you ever use the drivers I got you last holiday?"
Husband replies, "Sweetie, only pros who have been clubbing for years are qualified to use drivers."
2) "Do you guys want to loosen up and do a bit of clubbing before we hit the course?"
Wife asks her husband, "Hunny, why don't you ever use the drivers I got you last holiday?"
Husband replies, "Sweetie, only pros who have been clubbing for years are qualified to use drivers."
by v1Adds January 3, 2012
by dzla July 21, 2008