by olivia.garoute December 5, 2021
a tiny, private school in independence, mo. the rules are really strict and nobody likes going to school there (some people won't admit to it though).
regular kid: "hey, so did i see you kiss that guy last night?"
cprs girl: "kiss?! um no, i'm not allowed to even look at the opposite sex..."
regular kid: "oh, so you go to cprs...?"
cprs girl: "kiss?! um no, i'm not allowed to even look at the opposite sex..."
regular kid: "oh, so you go to cprs...?"
by tnwm09 April 9, 2009
When you are 69ing a girl and she farts in your face, you catch it in your mouth and kiss her. This was featured on the Opie and Anthony show on 8/18/2006. The idea was invented by Patrice O'neill (Webjunk 20 (VH1)).
by Zak Johnson August 19, 2006
by marg n homur February 7, 2018
n00b: can i join to your clan?
clan leader: Sry, but no.
n00b: WHY?
clan leader: coz you are a CPR...
n00b: what is it mean??
clan leader: jeez.....
clan leader: Sry, but no.
n00b: WHY?
clan leader: coz you are a CPR...
n00b: what is it mean??
clan leader: jeez.....
by Will Duke September 1, 2007
Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.
Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
Regular CPR skills transferred to revive an erectile dysfunction. In the event the situation would occur, the woman gives 2 deepthroats and 30 strokes. If this doesnt work you should probably consult a doctor and get a viagra subscription.
Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.
by bmajestic June 24, 2014