CommercialPilotAiden(CPA)

A "CommericalPilotAiden" is as the name implies, a commercial pilot, whose name is Aiden. CPA loves to fly, but also loves men.

He can often be seen hanging around dudes getting fruity.

dude what was the CommercialPilotAiden(CPA) doing in the bathroom on the plane???

idk dude CPA was wildin'

by TheCheese69 December 20, 2021

dryhump the CPA offer

Testing if an offer converts without setting up detailed keyword-level tracking

CPA Network Affiliate Manager: "Would you like me to place a tracking pixel for the offer?"

Publisher/Affiliate: "No that's ok, we'll just dryhump the CPA offer to see if it is at least breaking even"

by JosJ March 13, 2010

Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA)

Karan

"How was the party?"
"I don't know Karan the Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA) went to work again..."

by AnonymousJatt November 1, 2018

Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA

Someone who makes excuses for Catholic Pedophiles

When ever a Catholic Pedophile is mentioned, a Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA,will try to protect the Catholics by deflecting attention to other groups instead of concentrating on protecting the the many thousands of innocent children victims from Catholic Pedophiles

by Child Protection August 15, 2008

I'd rather bang CPA

Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.

Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.

by ILB September 17, 2013

CPA

AKA a crippling porn addiction

John: 'I suffer from CPA.'
Bart: 'NNN must be hard for you

by BibbaGamer12 November 3, 2020

CPA

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Hi honey, since you are a CPA, can you talk to me about your job so I can start to sleep.

by elmateoramon October 30, 2020