Bernard

A person with an extremely small penis. almost invisible to the naked eye. So small you can pick a lock with it.

I was so excited to screw my new boyfriend, til he dropped his pants and showed me his Bernard.

by Brown Hole July 5, 2011

Bernard

Elderly penis, but a young body.

Dude was way hot, but when we started getting it on, I discovered he had a straight up Bernard!

by Jacalak January 14, 2010

Bernard

A FUCKING RETARD WHO IS DUMB AND ANNOYING

Stop being a Bernard and help me out.

by Boiiii 1928 June 20, 2017

Bernard

Coming from the phrase "Gutted Bernard" - Bernard is the phrase uttered when something unfortunate happens to someone. When you would usually say "Gutted", simply say "Bernard" as it carries more resonance

Also acceptable - Gutted Bernard, GB, Beeeeeerrrrrrrnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrddddddd, Ecclestone (Bernie)

"I just lost £50 betting Liverpool would win the league"
"Bernard"

"That girl refused to give me her number"
"Bernard"

by BennyHudson October 12, 2009

Bernard

An ugly ass monkey that eats his own shit and is a man whore. He commonly dates people and after calls them Hoe he will get with anyone to use them. Bernards favorite food is dog piss

Bernard is disgusting

by Babygirrrl222 November 14, 2017

Bernard

A euphemism used for the derogatory term beaner, though not as insulting.

Man 1: Dude I can't believe all these "bernards" are taking our jobs.
Man 2: I know! It's unbelievable!

by Bean-Bernard May 9, 2019

Bernard

West Belfast slang
Used to describe males who are considered to be of low intelligence and/or socially awkward.

Yeah, I know him and he's an absolute Bernard.

by Mope 9t6 October 24, 2022