asking for a friend 

something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it

person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf

asking for a friend by mouthrat December 28, 2021

dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.

It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.

dick assing around by meijer2000 November 19, 2009

Asking for a friend 

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.

What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?

Asking for a friend by ZenB22 November 2, 2018

Asoingboing 

The response to something utterly disgusting, weird, or fucking dumb

Preston: I really want to have sex with Spider-Man and get that spidussy.
Mark: What the FUCK. That's an asoingboing.

Asoingboing by Asoing22 December 19, 2021

asoingbob 

Spongebob and patrick when they stole sandies hair.

Asoingbob when they stole sandies hair

asoingbob by Oatrick November 29, 2020

half assing 

half hartedly working to achieve an objective.

Many college students are half assing their way through classes.

half assing by kalina ontriguez March 21, 2010

Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Cockballs Assington by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011