a crocheted blanket with a zigzag stripe pattern, usually knitted in psychedelic colors by an older female relative
On top of the neon pink and chartreuse afghan given me by Aunt Chardonnay on the occasion of my graduation from Lower Podunk Middle School, he fucked me all night long.
by Loci Genius April 22, 2005
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The manner in which an individual reacts to a certain situation. Usually negative, unexpected and exaggerated.
I was like a second late for class and sir went all afghan on me
by dicto-mate August 12, 2009
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People hailing from Afghanistan that carry over their ways, and reject everything else. Also believe that being American is a religion, and constantly back bite. Extremely gifted in the art of being two faced, talking in their own language to make fun of someone standing right in front of them, and are known for their loud 3AM parties.
"Who are they talking about? What are they saying?"
"Who knows, they're Afghans".
by abida October 22, 2011
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Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...
These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut
by KZ March 13, 2005
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A kick ass meal served by an afghan that has at a minimum of 5 dishes so watch ur mouth bitch! This is a shit load of food!
White Guy: Oh dude! my stomach hurts soo much, i ate too much food!
White guy : It was Afghan food waddya expect man? but that is pretty gnarly!
by HottbloodGirlAFDreamz March 24, 2005
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Its probably reasonable and pretty safe to assume that most teenagers have never smoked this before - but mention Afghan Black to experienced cannabis smokers aged around 40 and their little beady eyes just light up. Its considered by some to be more valuable than gold as it gives a stone like no other. Afghan Black is very soft and very playable.
Brace yourself, newbies... this stuff will put you down. I HIGHLY Recommend.
Dude, that Afghan Black shit fucked me hard I couldnt move. T'was super flame.
by Brian Elwin Haner Jr January 25, 2009
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