Friend: what’s the date?
Me:oh it’s the 27th February
Friend: cool
Me: anything else to add?
Friend: no what else would I add?
Me:nvm
Me in my brain: (fucking bitch!)
Me:oh it’s the 27th February
Friend: cool
Me: anything else to add?
Friend: no what else would I add?
Me:nvm
Me in my brain: (fucking bitch!)
by Just a nobody November 3, 2019
A day where only the sexiest legends are born. Pisces? More like big penis. Only those born on THIS day are blessed with an amazing Shlong.
Hey it’s that sexy fucker who was born on February 27th!
I heard those born on this day love men, especially your dad.
I heard those born on this day love men, especially your dad.
by ChokeMeChet29 October 18, 2019
If you are born on December 27th, you are one of the greatest people alive! You are very grateful for everything you get and don’t complain very often, since your birthday is right around Christmas. You know how to deal with things easily and many people consider you a role model.
by Appleandorange May 10, 2020
National fuck your bestie day.
A day where you can fuck your best friend all day whether it's a girl or boy.
A day where you can fuck your best friend all day whether it's a girl or boy.
by Alexis_playz9 January 23, 2021
October 27th is international punch Ryan in the dick day. Today it is encouraged that you punch anyone named Ryan in the dick.
by dillydilly1322 October 27, 2020
by Oshiba892 September 24, 2021
The most beautiful girls are born on this day. They lure you in with their beauty and voices. They can control your mind. Make you do crazy things. Their beauty doesn’t age. They are sirens. The women born on March 27th are connected to the sea. Their birthstone is Aquamarine. Their love is pure but fatal.
“Wow why is that girl so gorgeous?”
“Because she was born on March 27th. People say she’s a true born siren”
“Because she was born on March 27th. People say she’s a true born siren”
by Havenvelour October 16, 2019