by Tazzi4 October 16, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. A loud, wet, fart-like sneeze that startles the passersby and covers a wide area with snot and spit.
by Brunhilde December 2, 2016
Get the Sloppy Hoymug. An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021
Get the Alaskan sloppy joemug. When you give a wet,sloppy,drenching,dripping,soaking,moist,sissy,wimpy,blowjob and make them cum all in your mouth,leading it to your stomach and lungs drowning you in cum and while draining their balls from semen and leaving their dick drained, dry and soft.
Jim:My Girlfriend gave me a Sloppy Toppy.
Steve:Same!
Jim:Did yours die to?
Steve: Nah shes in the ER Though.
Steve:Same!
Jim:Did yours die to?
Steve: Nah shes in the ER Though.
by Xx_.Ilikemen69._xX September 18, 2023
Get the Sloppy toppymug. by SloppyDallas Blowjob October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. The sexual act of two parters dressing up in each others clothes after eating buckets of spicy chili, spreading their butt cheeks, and smushing them together as hard as they can, and letting all the built up pressure of the chili out by aggressively shitting into each others anal cavities, spraying burning hot diarrhea all over the room while each partner screams in terror of the thought that they will have to clean it all up with their tongue
YO Butt Fucker 3000, me and this random ass person i met behind a mcdonalds parking lot did a sloppy butt smush and there were like 30 people filming! NOW GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN OATMEAL! 😟🐸🦧💯💩🥵🔥😳😱🥶😩🍌😎😬😎🥸🤞🥵💯🔥
by Mad PP game June 24, 2021
Get the Sloppy Butt Smushmug. by 4teencarrot May 8, 2023
Get the Sloppy Joemug.