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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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Must-o-chup

The latest and greatest in the Heinz condiment lineup is mustard mayonnaise and ketchup been pronounce mustochup
I’ll have my burger atw must-o-chup, lettuce, tomato!
by Shawnovative August 12, 2022
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he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
by KT_2x September 28, 2023
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musted tail on

old dirty stanky dont take no kind of bath looking person
Man u betta tell that girl to get her musted tail on somewhere!!!!
by jazzy jazz August 9, 2008
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billions must die

a wojak meme, featuring a guy with a shirt saying "billions must die", quoting about the west falling and how billions must die to sacrifice.

this meme has spread and the words have been changed to fit whatever situation it is describing.
"i spilled water on my shirt today. billions must dry"
"there are some harsh truths i don't want to face. billions must deny"
"i'm in a tough situation and i don't know if i'll succeed. billions must try"
"i want to color my hair platinum blonde. billions must dye"
things along those lines
it doesn't have to rhyme with "die" but is funnier when it does
new addition to the wojak doll collection
by eggplantparmeZHAN June 1, 2024
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Must-Miss TV

Something that is not worth the effort. Does not apply exclusively to television shows, it refers to anything time-wasting, annoying, moronic, or even something that's "not your cup of tea." Derived from the National Broadcasting Company's slogan for their upcoming fall line-up of 1995: "Must-See TV."
President Biden is addressing the nation? Must-Miss TV.

Weaton and Scalzi? Must-Miss TV!
by n4zhg September 23, 2023
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