The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.
Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.
by After Dark February 22, 2021
you know that feeling when you just really want a specific person to just fuck your shit up. you want to fuck that person so bad.
by yaboitrent October 31, 2020
The cock tractor is a means of transportation as well as a sexual prank performed between two partners.
To perform the Cock tractor, while receiving the cock, the person on top must jam their index and middle finger into the asshole of the bottom, taking them by surprise and making them thrust their hips in an upward motion.
To perform the Cock tractor, while receiving the cock, the person on top must jam their index and middle finger into the asshole of the bottom, taking them by surprise and making them thrust their hips in an upward motion.
"Me and the boys went to town with J's cock tractor"
"We were having sex and suddenly she made me into her cock tractor!"
"We were having sex and suddenly she made me into her cock tractor!"
by Cock-cymbal November 12, 2019
When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.
by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017
Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.
by Supertrucker56 October 16, 2022
Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).
Example #1
Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.
Example #2:
Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.
Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.
Example #2:
Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.
by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019
While you are giving your partner anal you push their legs so far behind her head that it dislocates her hips
by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy March 17, 2019