Progressively Straight

Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives

1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).

Progressively Straight
noun and adjective

"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."

“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”

(You Seal Lion Breeder!)

by Nobody 🖤 January 4, 2025

Progressives only care about Jews

Hear me out...

Hym "Name one quality the people they advocate for have... That they do not share with the Jews. Ethnic Minority? Check. Immigrant? Check. Historically a political under-class? Check. Victims of genocide? Check. Progressives only care about jews. Their defense of other special interest groups serves only as proxy for jew defense. Didn't I say that that was how empathy actually works? You only 'empathize' (meaning understand what a person thinks or feel without them telling you and responding with the appropriate response) with people who act as a proxy for the self IN DIRECT PROPORTIONS and to the extent the other people act as a proxy to the self. That is why they are so obsessed with empathy but that doesn't stop them from only doing it selecting and in a way that is (ultimately) egocentric."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

South Park Progressive

Someone who's incredibly edgy for the reactions they get but is actually progressive and accepting on the inside... when you get to know them. This is in the same vein about how the creators of South Park are very liberal but use derogatory humor to express their views and get a reaction.

Friend 1: "Did Joey seriously make a 9/11 joke then make an explosion noise?"
Friend 2: "Ya, but he's a South Park progressive. He likes to be offensive but actually has very liberal views despite his humor."

by big_bright_green_meme_machine February 3, 2025

Chamber of Progress

The soundstage where the Apple "Crush!" video was filmed.

The Chamber of Progress sure enhanced the creative output of the unpaid intern we hired in place of that team of creatives we laid off.

by ahollowvoicesaysfool June 7, 2024

Chamber of Progress

The soundstage where the Apple "Crush!" video was filmed.

I heard the whole creative team got sent to the Chamber of Progress.

by ahollowvoicesaysfool June 7, 2024

Progressives

LOSER! LOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "Maybe the other guys is just better at politics guys? You ever think of that? Nonono, don't blame it on his big, fat wallet. You're clearly fuckin bums, progressives! Ahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam June 26, 2024

progressive nazi

Far left intolerant people, oppressors, antisemitic, not interested in facts and history, choosing selective facts and propaganda

The progressive nazi prevented Jews from entering the building.

The progressive nazi shouted down someone teaching history because the facts were against his propaganda.

by MrBigSpoon July 24, 2024