The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.

Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.

by duckboy416 October 29, 2017

Fee

A roach

Big Fee

by People83638292 January 26, 2023

Fee

adjective

to describe a toxic relationship where the man has way too much pride, not that good-looking, treats girlfriend like second choice and texts/talks to other girls the way he talks to his girlfriend.

"Hey, I'm in a Fee relationship" "You gotta get out of that Fee relationship, it's not good for you"

by da souf September 13, 2020

School Fees

Learning something the hard way, in that you had to pay to learn it.

Dude gives warning: "Be careful of that bird man, she seems like the type that just wants to take half your shit. "

Other dude responds: "It's ok, I've got the School Fees from my divorce, I can handle her"

by Lithium1817 July 24, 2025

kni-fee

A person whose feet are knives.

I saw loosetooth mcguillicutte prancing down the street on her kni-fees.

by 'tavi November 12, 2003

Fee

An emotion of happiness so powerful it overcomes any type of sadness or stress currently happening in your life.

Originated by Benji

I was, and will forever be, fee on Benji

by BWClassOf14 October 20, 2021

Off-fee

Short form of 'Office Coffee'- generally of a substantially lower quality than that preferred by the drinker, but a readily available source of caffein.

"I was so Flat Out this afternoon, that I couldn't even get across the street to Starbucks, and had to choke down two cups of Off-fee from the breakroom just to stay awake."

by The Envoy April 3, 2009