Road Shower

To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.

guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower

by expertoneverything September 11, 2010

Holocaust shower

The act of waiting for you victim to start taking a hot shower and sneaking in and pooping letting the steam disperse the smell and locking them in

My wife was being mean and not letting go golfing so gave her a Holocaust shower later that night

by Notonalist March 13, 2024

Czech golden shower

When you get showered in hot brass from a VZ-61 submachine gun.

The VZ-61 fires so fast, it gave me a Czech golden shower.

by stripes1331 November 17, 2022

Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023

shower envy

1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.

2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .

Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!

by jayehteeglass February 7, 2018

Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.

Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!

by Dominitus August 11, 2016

Rocky Mountain Shower

Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.

Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.

by He him chichi May 21, 2022