Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic

by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019

Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’

Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.

by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025

Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass

To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.

"Thomas came over last night and he let me preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass. "

by lekjen December 22, 2023

[lower] kid

a person that wears alot of lower gear like martin's cousin blake.

"omg that's blake hes such a fucken lower kid "

by cruisin January 18, 2009

Lower Back Pain

was there not there is there wasn't there will be there has been there

"SmxIvaCwasDeleted"
Lower Back Pain: I don't use it to protect my Phantom Forces KD but I only use it for Phantom Forces cus logic

by suckgaymer3212 November 5, 2020

Beef lower

The swapped fist letters of leafblower. Confused between two people.

Person one: dude you smell like a beef lower
Person two: like what?
Person one: a chainsaw

by That Walmart guy December 2, 2016

Lower parts

The private areas that are below the waist.

Her: Thanks for me taking me to dinner tonight!

Him: Shut up, I need desert.

Her: What do you mean?

Him: I’m gonna lick your lower parts.

Her: Wait, let me get the whipped cream.

by paul_houston April 20, 2024