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Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

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Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.
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a offensive term used to discribe someone’s lower area as flat.
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when everything you hate or are sick of starts with a letter v.
a lowercase b and lowercase v always correlate to one another, in any and all circumstances.
Oh no, he has lowercase v syndrome.
pretty sure he got that from vaginosis.

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The snuggling and embracing of your genitalia area. AKA, SEX.
Snuggling can sometimes lead to lower snuggles, which is... Awesome.
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I upset the cockney because I said he was from lower England.
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Lower Decky Steamer

When you tape the entire toilet seat leaving one whole for you to poop down. You sit down backwards and you push as hard as you can while whistling steam boat Willie.
I heard Wilson taking a fat lower decky steamer during our lunch break earlier.
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The Lower Fenwick Line of space is a complex algorithm that takes into effect the quantum entanglement of space/time in which the ripple of space/time minimizes the true lower limits of space.
The Office Hours "OH SPACE" team is launching a rocket to pass the Lower Fenwick of Space.
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