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Completely Fucked

/kuhm·pleet·lee,ˈfəkt/
adjective

1. (of a student) enrolled exclusively in AP/DC courses.

"he's completely FUCKED junior year"

Similar: screwed, doomed, done for, finished, damned

2. me; presently.

"much to my displeasure, I'm completely fucked at the moment"
Usage(of completely fucked) over time drastically increased alongside growing high school attendance in recent years
by EGJohnson October 10, 2023
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Feature Complete

Used to reference a video game title that launches in a complete state without story content locked behind a pre-order or higher price tier.
Baldurs gate 3 launched as a feature complete game that tilted all the "do less for more money" game developers.
by WoolyWhiteRhino August 25, 2023
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Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
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Complete Cumage

To completely empty one’s balls on objects/people
After last night with Amanda, there was complete cumage
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completed the girl coaster

When you think you are ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.
I've completed the girl coaster. Now it's time to be patient with this one.
by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018
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a complete and utter destruction of the senses

a song made by a one member band known as heaven pierce her, whos one member is known as hakita. it appears in hit game ultrakill in the level 1-2.
"hey do you listen to a complete and utter destruction of the senses"
"yes, i like a complete and utter destruction of the senses. it's a great song"
by boykisser99 June 30, 2023
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50 feeter completer

the almighty cock possessed by dudes named chad. These cock-i-nators have a 100% guarantee to please a women.
Robert:*soft moan* nice cock chad ;)
Chad: ۜ\(סּںסּَ` )/ۜ
Robert: You weren't lying about your 50 feeter completer
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