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broccoli

A vegetable literally every toddler in the world hates.
"I hate broccoli bro"
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
mugGet the broccolimug.

Eatin apples on the broccoli

Runnin red like when your high of the chronic
Yo honie what u doin don't be eatin apples on the broccoli you tryin to get us pulled over! Stupid!
by Dosa / Young Beez May 13, 2009
mugGet the Eatin apples on the broccolimug.

Broccoli

Basically, a Deku. Todoroki and Toga simp for this object. Damn.... Hes a lover boy.
Todoroki: Broccoli is hot.
Toga: OMG IZU-CHAN!!! ITS BROCCOLI
by HEYYYY MF September 21, 2021
mugGet the Broccolimug.

shockley broccoli

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.
“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”
by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 May 7, 2018
mugGet the shockley broccolimug.

Broccoli

You stupid nonce, you should know what a fucking broccoli is

The green fucking tree that was forced down your throat by your step father
“Hay Johnny! This bitch doesn’t know what a Fukin’ broccoli is”

Johnny: “Do they not? They must be pretty stupid to not know what a broccoli is, must be a nonce”
by Jameedoger May 14, 2020
mugGet the Broccolimug.

buff beach broccoli

Palm Trees are really nothing more than Buff Beach Broccoli
by rickyboi41 February 28, 2022
mugGet the buff beach broccolimug.

Broccoli

Broccoli the shaz of vegetable's.

always plays the victim

Broccoli is the most gay vegetable always dry humming males
Broccoli get off cauli and see shaz
by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023
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