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spanish broccoli 

A male/female who fails to bathe in months. A body of fungus becomes to build within the crevasse of the body such as under arm, crotch, between fingers and toes. A gangreneus substance that resembles a sweaty broccoli in a Spanish supermarket oozes from these areas. Many individuals tend to seek hygiene relief from flat carbonated drinks as there sugary based ingredients mask their musky damp broccoli stank. Also see cabbage cock, cock like wedding cake icing and brocc stank
"Dave showers been on the blink for 3 months now"
"I watched them washed the Spanish broccoli from out of their foreskin with a can of flat coke"

The Broccoli Game

The Broccoli Game is a traditional Swedish sports game where 2 people light a piece of broccoli on fire and shove it up their respective anuses. The first person to then suck up the entire broccoli piece into their rectum is the victor.
"My rectum is still sore from last night, me and my friend played the broccoli game"

finna broccoli 

;)
Katie: you Finna broccoli

Lex: you just said I had a fine ass
Danielle: FINNA BROCCOLI
finna broccoli by Dflizz February 7, 2018

shockley broccoli 

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.
“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”

Jail Broccoli 

A vegetable that is used as a term for people who are about to go to prison.
Enjoy your jail broccoli you pedo
Jail Broccoli by Aescp September 16, 2020

familiar broccoli 

one of the most greatest friends and simp in the world
have you heard about familiar broccoli made a almond cookie shrine
familiar broccoli by Mukurro June 26, 2021