by Curtain eater June 19, 2021
Usually someone named Matt will look like this vegetable some people would even say these to objects are twins
Broccoli looks like Matt
by Bri is a lollipop June 24, 2020
by Gullible is Grace June 17, 2019
You stupid nonce, you should know what a fucking broccoli is
The green fucking tree that was forced down your throat by your step father
The green fucking tree that was forced down your throat by your step father
“Hay Johnny! This bitch doesn’t know what a Fukin’ broccoli is”
Johnny: “Do they not? They must be pretty stupid to not know what a broccoli is, must be a nonce”
Johnny: “Do they not? They must be pretty stupid to not know what a broccoli is, must be a nonce”
by Jameedoger May 14, 2020
That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.
“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”
“Duuuuude, no way.”
“Duuuuude, no way.”
by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 February 22, 2018
(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
by sethsdog1102 May 6, 2022
by DanteHicks February 11, 2020