When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.
1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)
by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023
Get the Slow-ass affectmug. Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.
Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!
by kurvature July 21, 2023
Get the Sink Affective Disordermug. My parents and all their friends are moving to Boise, because Idaho is like so L.A. (California Affect)
by Idaho208 December 3, 2021
Get the California Affectmug. An Individual or group of individuals displaying motivations for their behaviors solely based on the acquisition of resources in the most efficient and corporate based manner. What is profitable and 'good for the company' is a metaphor that drives their entire life outlook and moral/social philosophy.
"I swear Tony would sell his own children for the right price, I wonder if he has any emotions at all." "yeah, That new corporate job has given him cost affective disorder"
by duitbrains June 12, 2014
Get the cost affective disordermug. A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.
Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.
by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019
Get the affectionate robmug. When a man who has just used his Civil War Rizz has an affect afterward that causes him to have a Deep Dark Sleep for 8 and a 1/2 nights in a row and then shoves a Fredrick’s Dove (Fredrickas Dovinson) up his ass crack all the way to his cranium causing The Fredricks Affect
by Monke68 February 15, 2023
Get the The Fredricks affectmug.