Protester Class

The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.

Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."

by Powr Botm 217 September 13, 2020

protestant mathematics

A collection of mathematical formulae which seem to be correct but they are not.

The formula (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 is a typical case of protestant mathematics.

by Virasoro-Shapiro amplitude November 24, 2022

D-team Protesters

D-team protesters a group of below average protesters. They attack inappropriate targets. They have few or no activists’ credentials, and function as fifth columnists. They knowingly harbor looters and extortionists.

"The D-team protesters toppled a statue of an abolitionist who died fighting the Confederacy."

by Ras Sparkasse June 28, 2020

Protest Whore

Nickname applicable to anyone that uses political protests to converse with and or otherwise openly flirt with and meet people of similar political leanings.

Did you see the other side of his "No Kings" sign? It said "witty slogan" and he was chatting up ALL the ladies -- never seen such a shameless Protest Whore.

by Kat'O9 June 15, 2025

Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America. America is not the only country that has ever had a civil war, and the reason is usually who gets what, not some idealistic and lofty cause like abolition or human rights (as good as it sounds).

Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

hyper-protest

A protest of hyper dimensions carried on by a rabid and fanatical mob.

The hyper-protest lived up to its name as many people were injured as well as fires were set to cars and structures.

by anonymous January 20, 2023

Protest

A collective of Karens

Protests are just a bunch of Karens being collectively upset

by Defdude April 21, 2022