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Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.
“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.
by cathchild June 18, 2022
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Sonic Boom Protests

The Sonic Boom Protests were a series of protests against how in Sonic Boom, Sonic had blue arms. Yes, really. The protests were done by Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris Chan. What he did was he went to GameStop and vandalized the Sonic Boom posters in order to make Sonic’s arms tan. When he was asked to stop, he said “Don’t call anybody!” and maced an employee. Because GameStop workers definitely programmed the games and made Sonic’s arms tan, Chris.

He also attempted to get people to boycott the game, thinking others were pissed about the arm color change. However, only weens joined him.

Ironically, Chris’ first drawing of Sonic had, you guessed it, blue arms.
What was the point of the Sonic Boom Protests? Lowkey Sonic looks better with blue arms.
by not a normal man December 19, 2024
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Protests

Protests during the time of Catherine the Great didn't do anything. She called herself great, and had the wealth and power to keep anybody from disputing the claim by detracting from the title or calling her something like Catherine the Scum, Catherine the Loser, or Catherine the cunt no guy wants to be married to, so ultimately protests didnt get anything accomplished.
Protests get nothing done, they're just a lot of what politicians already do, talk a lot and get nothing done, a few people might die along the way, a lot of public space might get destroyed, that's about it. They're about the most pointless thing somebody could do with their frustration and anger, waste it. The people they're protesting usually try to get them even angrier, for their own amusement.
by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020
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Anti-Quarantine Protester

An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.
Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.
by Dastvan April 24, 2020
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Is a euphemism for eating out one's ass intensely, referring to the meme of a dude eating out another dude's ass while on the news report about a violent protest in Minneapolis.
"I was with this girl last night and things got hot and heavy. I ended up doing a Violent Protest in Minneapolis to her."
by violentprotestinminneapolis November 6, 2021
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Protester Class

The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.
Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."
by Powr Botm 217 September 13, 2020
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Peaceful Protest

The activities of individual offended by something that typically leads to acts of violence and looting.
Man, did you see those Peaceful Protest last night, I saw cars burning, rocks thrown, and businesses being looted from
by TheGrayArea3891 June 12, 2025
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