A charge added to the price of a movie theater ticket for "extras" such as armrests, cushioning, etc. This is similar to resort fees charged by hotels for what has traditionally been included in the basic room charge. This isn't a reality yet, but just wait!!
The admission price was advertised as $12.00, but with tax, seat selection upcharge, service fee and the new seatsort fee, it was $19.00
by Travelingmankc February 7, 2023
Get the seatsort fee mug.Holding a joint to long during the passing of a joint the passer can say “holding fee” and hit the joint before the passé accepts the joint.
by Mr_420…yee yee December 2, 2023
Get the holding fee mug.It’s that thing where a couple wants to come over for dinner, but you only like the wife. So, you hang out with them for a couple of dinner dates, but in return, get to fuck the wife. That’s a Porkage Fee.
He only wants to talk about fishing and 2004 Mahtomedi varsity hockey games. But I let them come hang out a few times because she’s hot and the Porkage Fee was worth it.
by Jajshdyussjjdjdpqalskjxxhhvz July 10, 2023
Get the Porkage Fee mug.Could you put the wee-fee back on, sweetie? I can't load my Grandma United Facebook group and there's an important discussion about free fridges on there.
by rats are pretty interesting July 31, 2023
Get the wee-fee mug.A person who lives above you and makes a point to stomp on the floor because you are talking downstairs and it is too loud for them, or flush the toilet, or watch TV.......
What was that loud thud up stairs? Oh just fee fi foe dum sitting listening for any noise, then he stomps.
by Maedforyou August 9, 2023
Get the fee fi foe dum mug.Something that I and or someone has to pay before receiving services usually just for university and or school and or an excursion.
There is no mention of post graduate post employment fees payments in any of the educational programs in all 15 plus years of learning and thus has not been prepared and or planned for and now when I am supposed to have a fees tab and or fees allowance there is no one willing and or wanting to pay fees available anywhere that I know of and it then becomes a guessing game of who to ask for fees payments allowances, of which the general consensus response is the wrong answer and the fees don't get paid and then the services whatever they are do not get rendered. Its a more modern problem.
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023
Get the Fees mug.A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.
Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
by Leopards14 October 2, 2023
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