Convenience fee

A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.

Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.

NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"

(15 years later)

Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"

Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"

Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."

by Leopards14 October 2, 2023

fee

cool chick, teachers pet, kind of dirty, touch starved, adventurous, dramatic, kind of dumb

bro 1: have you met fee?
bro 2: yeah, want to fuck her already!

by fayetje February 25, 2021

Waste Fee

a charge by someone for someone else wasting there time

I'm going to charge you a 5% waste fee for wasting my fucking time

by gcskyway August 2, 2025

Fee’s

A group of bad bitches.

This party wack as fuck man where the Fee’s at ???

by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020

frankie fee

the biggest whore of neshaminy high school. shit talking cunt who loves to cheat on every guy she gets with, homewrecker, and homie hopper. Every guy is obsessed with her for some reason but she's a fucking cunt who's shaped like a cereal box. she got a roast beef pussy from john docs lil wiener and in reality nobody likes her.

"who's the biggest whore of neshaminy?"
"oh fs frankie fee. she's a fucking shit talking whore"

by super nice person from phs August 17, 2022

fee

fee is a celisus addict and coco banana balls.

wow fee is a celisus addict and coo coo banana balls.

by miarand22 May 7, 2022

The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.

Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.

by duckboy416 October 29, 2017