drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.

So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.

by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018

Drunk

What I am right am right now. I an oretty drink rn. Kinds feels like i an s lol. Everuthing i think is fun. Plz help me

Wow i am preety drunk

by SuperiorIndian69420 November 22, 2022

I’m drunk

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

by WorseThanHitler March 17, 2021

Dixie Drunk

Taking shots out of Dixie cups because your too lazy to clean your shot glasses or you're too poor to afford one.

Damnit where are all the shot glasses? Man I donno, let's just get Dixie drunk.

by Hocksean10 July 21, 2016

Drunk Wrangler

A person / friend who is tasked with wrangling and controlling a group of drunks

Friend one "I'm not drinking tonight"
Friend two "I guess you'll be the drunk Wrangler"

by Drunk tard December 12, 2024

Drunk-Tenting

Screwing in a tent while wasted.

"I drunk-tented Suzie last night while camping!!"

"Drunk-tenting is much more fun than I expected!"

by Oliviersucksballs September 17, 2011

drunk brick

a title named for hot males. Girls would fall over this type of guy easily. Most drunk bricks are asian.

What a drunk brick he is! I wish I can sleep with him!

by aalllaaaaaa November 18, 2016