Junk Drunk

The effects of consuming alcohol that has been poured on your partners genitals and sucked/licked off.

I licked beer from her pussy and ended up Junk Drunk.

by PottyMouth73 October 8, 2023

Professional drunk

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk

(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)

Dude can u r such a professional drunk!

by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019

full body drunk

Being drunk enough that leaning back in one's chair/stool/seat is necessary to consume further quantities of liquor.

Dude, you're full body drunk. You nearly fell off your seat taking that last shot.

by c_real_deal July 26, 2010

Retarded High Drunk

Find a kid with downs then get him high and drunk

“Hey remember Nate, we got him retarded high drunk”

by Conbeau156 April 17, 2021

bunny drunk

Describes a subject who has drink a bunch of double Tradicional tequilas over the day, and who presentes symptoms such as red nose and cheeks and unavailability to talk clear.

Here we go again, Marcus just asked for his fifth double Tradicional, he is getting bunny drunk 🐰... again.

by Mushu March 6, 2017

burger drunk

That gross, sweaty, sticky kind of feeling when you eat too much salami, meat, or cheese. Usually the product of a soda-based sugar high and a carb-based food coma crash.

I can't handle another trip to In-n-Out this week, I'm still sweating and burger drunk from last night.

by Burgy McDrunkerson April 18, 2021

Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 15, 2010