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broccoli cole forrest fire

an act where you eat all the broccoli in the fucking grocery store,
your going to need t get your partner to start a fire using only the tree you cut down with your bare hands,

proceed to light a fire out doors with 13 people total, 12 all around, 1 in the middle, while the fire is lit the guy/girl will shit in the fire. creating toxic fumes that all the others will begin to smell and make them question life.
"i pulled off a broccoli cole forrest fire with the boys lat night, yeah... yeah... donny feels like shit bro"
by jack the giant mehoff March 30, 2022
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eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
mugGet the eat your carrots and broccolimug.

Broccoli

Usually someone named Matt will look like this vegetable some people would even say these to objects are twins
Broccoli looks like Matt
by Bri is a lollipop June 23, 2020
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Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.
Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.
by Renee Lame October 12, 2012
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financial Broccoli

Financial Broccoli is sound advice on how to keep your finances healthy. However, some might consider it something hard to digest or in poor taste.
Now, that's enough financial broccoli, let's move on to the stock market changes.
by Wisdom4Why April 20, 2024
mugGet the financial Broccolimug.

Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
mugGet the Broccoli logicmug.

Broccoli

Crazy dude, live life to the fullest, probably called burt and the best guy in ur friendship group
Dude burt was such a broccoli
by Bigjohn12 September 22, 2020
mugGet the Broccolimug.

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