Broccoli

Noun
weird vegetable that looks like a tree

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by naturally idiotic April 19, 2024

Broccoli

Usually someone named Matt will look like this vegetable some people would even say these to objects are twins

Broccoli looks like Matt

by Bri is a lollipop June 23, 2020

Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

finna broccoli

;)

Katie: you Finna broccoli

Lex: you just said I had a fine ass
Danielle: FINNA BROCCOLI

by Dflizz February 7, 2018

Broccoli

Broccoli is the shaz of vegetables always playing the victim

And dry humps males

Broccoli stop being so hay

by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023

Steaming Broccoli

When you fart in a girls mouth and then hold it closed.

Melissa got quite the steaming broccoli last night.

by IronChefofVag May 30, 2023

Broccoli belly boo boo

A stomach pain caused by the consumption of larger amounts of broccoli. It is sometimes incorrectly referred to as a stricture. This is completely incorrect.

Hannah: “Ow, I had a lot of Broccoli and Popcorn and my stomach hurts, I think I have a stricture.”
David: “No, Hannah, you probably just have a Broccoli Belly Boo Boo. You should see a doctor immediately.”

by 042407062001 November 21, 2020