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Baptiste

Baptiste
a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.

The male version of an Elinor.
my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing
by handlecakes October 06, 2016
Baptiste
a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.

The male version of an Elinor.
my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing
by handlecakes October 06, 2016
by Bn_jr69 November 23, 2021
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Baptiste

Baptistes are one of a kind. Audacious, resourceful and heavenly clever Baptiste is the future of entrepreneurship. People look up to him for his ideas and for his advice when it comes to music, food and politics. Research has shown that Baptistes is the most likely to become a religious idol, a rock star or an important actor in the history of mankind. With his strong leadership personality Baptiste has all his chances to create is own country and rule over it with absolute power. Baptiste is magnificent although he is known for being addicted to sugar, sweets, wine or other life pleasures.
- Who is this sunny brilliant tall guy ?

- It's Baptiste the chosen one.
by Wayne.Maa-hike_junior_.Lisa November 22, 2021
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Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre

French glassmaker born in 1716 who invented the burette and the unit of volume known as the liter. Had a daughter named Millie and is celebrated for his inventions that advanced the field of chemistry. He passed away at the age of 62 due to cholera.
Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre was also not a real person and was an April Fools prank made by 2 University of Waterloo professors to try and permanently capitalize the Liter unit.
by Anony. Res September 21, 2023
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Williams Baptist University

Williams Baptist University is a four-year college in Walnut Ridge Arkansas. Also known as WBU, is often referred to as the Harvard of Walnut Ridge. The dining hall’s "Weekend Pasta" and "Chicken Surprise" have been surprising people for years. The dorm rooms? Quaintly prison-sized. The Wi-Fi? Almost good enough to load Netflix if you squint hard enough. The whole place runs on Jesus, chicken strips, and sheer denial about having real-world responsibilities. Parties? More like board games and an 8:30 bedtime. Wi-Fi’s so slow it practically sends emails by carrier pigeon, and “wild night” means a trip to Walmart (if you can find a ride). Want to go out? Good luck—“out” is the gas station ten minutes away. The town closes at sunset, and if you thought Greek life meant wild parties, here it just means Bible study groups named after the alphabet. By senior year, you’ll know everyone on campus, including that random campus squirrel you’ve named Frank. Welcome to WBU—where your social life is as quiet as the library on a Sunday morning!
I regretted going to Williams Baptist University
by Makbrody November 3, 2024
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tabernacle baptist academy

The most bitch ass school with a ton of snitches. If you are going there watch out they take your phones and be such a bitch about it. Thank God that coach cook left he’s a little bitch and is nothing but a piece of shit when it comes to thing and is very racist. The dean Mr mcgary is nice but thinks he runs the shit bitch please u don’t fuck off. This is an extremely racist and white ass school filled with little white shits.
You know of tabernacle baptist academy

yea it’s that annoying bitch ass school around the corner filled with white trash.
by liljimmy420 January 12, 2020
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John the Baptist

John the Baptist also, Elijah (see, Matthew 17:12-13) known as the guy who baptized Jesus, and he is a preacher and prophet of Christianity (an Abrahamic belief of the founder that is Jesus through the prophets of Adam through Jesus and teaching's of the death through the following, the resurrection) and he baptized Jesus at Bethany beyond the Jordan River. He lived at Machaerus, Ænon, Jerusalem He is also, in Islam as Yaḥyā ibn Zakarīyā and a cool dude.
Where in the Jordan River Jesus got baptized by John the Baptist\Elijah?
by Randomnmn October 2, 2022
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Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.
Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears
by Hk1234 January 14, 2021
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