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samurai sword swallower

A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.
:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.
by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018
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dancing samurai

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.
Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!
by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017
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the legendary samurai

Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles
by Chocothunder November 5, 2017
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samurai sauce

A sauce made up of legit nothing but mayonnaise and sambal oelek.

One can experiment with the amounts of each ingredient and tune the sauce to their liking.

A variation on samurai sauce is harakiri sauce, which is just 50/50 mayo and sambal. That's some serious shit.

It's a pretty hot sauce (duh) but it's absolutely amazing on basically anything. It goes great with fries, meat (like steak and pita in particular) and even fried foods like fried chicken. The sauce itself doesn't have too much flavour but it does add nice spice and an overall good taste to the food.

It's also totally amazing on sandwiches with meat. I recommend a sandwich with pita meat, with or without vegetables (preferably salad, tomato, and onions) and samurai sauce and also mexicano, with or without (fried) onions and samurai sauce.
I love samurai sauce. You should try it.
by SGDaGangsta May 7, 2018
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Samurai Card

Once you have sex with an Asian girl for your first time you gain your Samurai Card.
Charlie:"Hey James remember that Asian girl at the bar ?"
James: "Yeah, did you get your samurai card?"
Nick: "You bet"
by Kangaroo Jack 6969 April 3, 2017
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trite samurai

The act of (typically a man) lasting for less than 30 seconds in bed because they’re a pansy or when they only know how to have sex in one position
“Ugh, Stacey, Brian is such a trite samurai.”
by FlickmuhDick February 22, 2022
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Samurai

A term the now retired shogun Cory Kenshin used to adress his subscribers (His subscribers can use it too to adress othe subscribers)
Joe: Hey have you heard of CoryKenshin?

Samantha: You watch him too, fellow samurai? SAMURAI STAND UP!
by Fheudh June 26, 2021
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