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headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.
That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones
by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016
mugGet the headphone samuraimug.

Samurai Sam

A retarded user on the website who hates America and hates patriotism and makes fun of country music especially Toby Keith and Lee greenwood who both are men who make songs praising America which is something every American should do
Hey dude did you the that guy Samurai Sam on urban dictionary he’s a total douche bag
by #buttLICKER February 9, 2025
mugGet the Samurai Sammug.

dancing samurai

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.
Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!
by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017
mugGet the dancing samuraimug.

Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed
Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!
by dixter's September 30, 2013
mugGet the Squatting Samuraimug.
This term is used by the popular internet sensation "CoryxKenshin", he uses this term at the end of beginning of his videos as a reminder for his viewers to like the video, he says "Samurai Slice" as samurai are the icon of his channel, hence the name "Kenshin" as a reference to the anime samurai "Ruroni Kenshin".
CoryxKenshin: Don't forget to samurai Slice that like button
Person 1: I almost forgot! (No one really says this I think)
by Skibididoiled October 21, 2025
mugGet the Samurai Slice That Like Buttonmug.

Samurai

A term the now retired shogun Cory Kenshin used to adress his subscribers (His subscribers can use it too to adress othe subscribers)
Joe: Hey have you heard of CoryKenshin?

Samantha: You watch him too, fellow samurai? SAMURAI STAND UP!
by Fheudh June 26, 2021
mugGet the Samuraimug.

trite samurai

The act of (typically a man) lasting for less than 30 seconds in bed because they’re a pansy or when they only know how to have sex in one position
“Ugh, Stacey, Brian is such a trite samurai.”
by FlickmuhDick February 22, 2022
mugGet the trite samuraimug.

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