Ali's Principle

The act of inserting both hands of a male into the genitalia or anal cavity of 2 female human beings and then lift them to use them as boxing gloves. This term was named after the famous boxer Muhammad Ali.

I will apply the Ali's Principle to beat that guy's ass.

by Arandomnihilist December 1, 2023

Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.

"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018

Powell Principle

An over exaggeration of numbers/amounts

There's a million enemies there
There's 4, stop using the Powell Principle

by On't Bonce November 2, 2023

The Beard Principle

If you kissed, your facial hair will start growing faster and stronger.

Man 1: wow! Since when u gout this beard?
Man 2: oh I've kissed last week
Man 1: oh, so it gotta be The Beard Principle!

by Thenutmaker June 18, 2021

Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!

Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!

by anonymous July 22, 2023

The Stephil Principle

The scientific theory that Tuesday is simply a second Monday.

"Is it Wednesday yet?"
"No, we still have to make it through second Monday."
"Oh, that's right, The Stephil Principle."
"Yep."

by thewarof1812yearolds February 11, 2014

Babysitter Principle

When criminally corrupt fascists are in charge of America

Donald Trump aka Casino Mobster hired numerous corrupt associates like Whiskey Pete Hegseth and "Not You" Tulsi Gabbard and Pam Bondi (currently stinking up government and committing felonies by the hour) who are acting like ornery toddlers whose babysitter is passed out drunk in the laundry room while kids in her charge are setting fire to the house. in other words, the Babysitter Principle means criminals are running the show and have absolutely no supervision over their malfeasance.

by Uncle Joosie September 20, 2025