States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
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Similiar to the view of an iceberg above sea level compared to its actual size is the insertion of a bottle of Arizona iced tea up your anus. At first you think its hard to do so but by time it will fit. Just so by time the amount of stuff u need to learn expands like the bottle neck of the besaid bottle. Your anus is simply rip after this process.
Similiar to the view of an iceberg above sea level compared to its actual size is the insertion of a bottle of Arizona iced tea up your anus. At first you think its hard to do so but by time it will fit. Just so by time the amount of stuff u need to learn expands like the bottle neck of the besaid bottle. Your anus is simply rip after this process.
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ThatOtherDude: u know u got to learn redux too?
ThatDude: omg thats kinda arizona principle. rip my anus.
ThatOtherDude: u know u got to learn redux too?
ThatDude: omg thats kinda arizona principle. rip my anus.
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