Mark is a good-looking guy with a huge Albanian cock. His cock is so big, that he can reach the dobble-headed eagle on the Albanian flag.
Mark is also a sports guy, he plays a lot of football (soccer), he is sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.
He also is the Sex God of the entire world, so he can smash all the girls around world with his cock.
Mark is also a sports guy, he plays a lot of football (soccer), he is sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.
He also is the Sex God of the entire world, so he can smash all the girls around world with his cock.
"OMG Mark, I don't have the capacity for your cock."
"Mark go deeper!"
"Mark pass me that Jibbit, ehm I mean the ball."
"Mark go deeper!"
"Mark pass me that Jibbit, ehm I mean the ball."
by IllyrianGod1192 November 23, 2021
Get the Markmug. 
A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023
Get the Off the Markmug. Perfect imperfect. Yes, this guy will refuse to put in any effort first but, if you among to get anywhere near close to one, boy you are special. One of a kind, kind of guy. Never there when you need him, yet worth sticking around for. Always cancelling on you but, making it up each time. He may not be the smartest when it comes to common sense but, boy can he learn things and work hard. be careful with this guy, if you get too close it could take years to finally adjust without him. But he is surely worth it. Owning the biggest smile in the world. Yes, a little hard to get emotions out of and a bit oblivious. Take care of him, if you are one of the lucky best friends to a Mark Duchene.
I am so annoyed and can't decide what to do about this really close friend of mine.
Ohhhh ya, sounds like a Mark Duchene to me, I have had one of those.
Ohhhh ya, sounds like a Mark Duchene to me, I have had one of those.
by Supergay101 October 12, 2018
Get the Mark Duchenemug. When someone writes (in a public place)- the initials of two people they think should be together win a relationship.
by Secretary Hamilton December 23, 2023
Get the Shipping markmug. The most SUPER DUPER AWESOME comic made by truckstoptiger5. Give it a read. Contains a guy wanting to fuck/murder his boy bestie
by goathide November 30, 2024
Get the One Wheat Markmug. Overnight Yooper celebrity, professional alcoholic, sponsored by Twisted Tea, lives in a trailer park
by twistedteaking March 20, 2017
Get the mark granlundmug.