Red wheat

The book when a woman's having her period and gets a yeast infection

Damn girl are you making red wheat

by Rockcane May 2, 2017

Wheat Penny

A type of penny that was minted from 1909 to 1956 and was one year, made of steel.

YOOO I FOUND A FUCKING WHEAT PENNY WTF!!!????? Person 2: bro that isn't even that rare...

by Jimmisphere May 4, 2021

Harry Wheat

Harry wheat is a big chubby boy with lots of curly hair and a humongous cock, like astronomically big, and a sexy ass beard.

Have you seen chad, he’s such a Harry wheat.

by Harry Wheats Son April 5, 2023

wheat boy

A wheat boy is normally a Kyle, smelly feet, hairy bum and curly toes.

God, you’re acting wheaty today. Acting like a typical wheat boy

by Margey May 25, 2020

whole wheat cracker

Someone who is white but looks Latino or mixed.

"Addy? I thought she was Mexican."
"No, just a whole wheat cracker."

by eatingknees May 27, 2023

wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".

Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

One Wheat Mark

The most SUPER DUPER AWESOME comic made by truckstoptiger5. Give it a read. Contains a guy wanting to fuck/murder his boy bestie

"yoooo my sneaky link!!!"

"What's a sneaky link?"

"From One Wheat Mark, obviously 🙄"

by goathide November 30, 2024