practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.

"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"

by Backpackingsmokers February 26, 2014

Practice’s baby

If someone is practices baby it means they are perfect

“If practice makes perfect I’m practice’s baby”

by twistedteaz January 1, 2021

practice amp

A musicians amplifyer in which is small and easy to bring around for band practices without hauling around large cabs.

“Thank god Jimmy got that practice amp, now he doesn’t have to bring his head and cab everywhere!”

by Banana121212 March 3, 2019

Swim practice

Swim practice is where your coach constantly yells at you to go faster when you are already at your limit, You can't see on backstroke because of the blinding sun, you hit hands with people on freestyle and butterfly, you practically go no-where in breaststroke... picture that holding your breath.

Leah: "wanna hang out today?"

Me: "sorry I have swim practice"

Leah: "what about tomorrow?"

Me: "sorry boo I still gotta go to practice"

by Swimmer288 July 6, 2017

Choir Practice

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch

by Hamtaro March 15, 2020

Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.

Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."

by OD Definer August 5, 2011

practical prank

practical prank

a practical prank
thus being not only a prank. but a practical one

a prank only pulled when the individual needs it to be sensible

for instance have you broken up with your girlfriend and want to get back together? well a practical prank shall be perfect for you! just fake your death and find an image like you from the internet and ur bae will come running back!

boy: hi I'm going to die

girl : is this a practical prank?
boy : maybe? do u like ;)
girl : yes love it let's get back together, you're so practical and good at pranks!!!

by 24/7lad January 20, 2015