Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.

Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."

by OD Definer August 5, 2011

practical prank

practical prank

a practical prank
thus being not only a prank. but a practical one

a prank only pulled when the individual needs it to be sensible

for instance have you broken up with your girlfriend and want to get back together? well a practical prank shall be perfect for you! just fake your death and find an image like you from the internet and ur bae will come running back!

boy: hi I'm going to die

girl : is this a practical prank?
boy : maybe? do u like ;)
girl : yes love it let's get back together, you're so practical and good at pranks!!!

by 24/7lad January 20, 2015

Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.

Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!

by The Real Slim Shardy May 30, 2024

rizz practice module

A person who serves the purpose of enhancing another person’s charisma

I’ve been chatting with my rizz practice module and she’s so into me.

by John thom July 31, 2023

Practice

This is clearly a practice you engage in where you call things other things to obfuscate what's actually happening.

Hym "And clearly this isn't a sociological phenomenon. It's a practice you engage in. I'm not participating in it. No discipline. I'm not doing a discipline. You don't have to be happy I exists. Pay me for that or I will kill a kid. I don't care what you threaten me with. Your not standing up to a bully. I'm not fucking around and finding out. You have been harassing me for years and now you've stolen my work and are trying to ignoring I don't care what you call it. If you do not stop ignoring I am going to kill someone's kid. You don't have the right to do this. I'm not going through the proper channels."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Practice Phil

What you say when you don't know what to say.

"Hey what do you think about my pop-edm gay orgy?"

"Practice Phil"

by pitems69 January 15, 2021

practicing ass

the act of dicking around without purpose, usually by a small child.

Mom: “What is Dez doing with that toy?”
Dad: “He’s just practicing ass...he don’t do nothing with sense.”

by MrE150 December 31, 2021