A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 04, 2017
Get the virgin in practicemug. by KylieRinsley February 27, 2017
Get the practicatemug. A way to describe pleasuring yourself.
by Jessica’s feet October 08, 2017
Get the Practicing my dance movesmug. Person 1: Hey did you see the video that black couple hating on that Honduran couple?
Person 2: Yeah but that's not me I'm a non-practicing black.
Person 2: Yeah but that's not me I'm a non-practicing black.
by TheEndevour August 10, 2025
Get the Non-Practicing Blackmug. Man, you were sooo drunk last night. Did I hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning?
Yeah, it was quite rough.
Yeah, it was quite rough.
by ;lkjasdfjhgf June 13, 2011
Get the practicing your dinosaur callmug. by definedayone May 04, 2015
Get the practicing her madonna lookmug. This is clearly a practice you engage in where you call things other things to obfuscate what's actually happening.
Hym "And clearly this isn't a sociological phenomenon. It's a practice you engage in. I'm not participating in it. No discipline. I'm not doing a discipline. You don't have to be happy I exists. Pay me for that or I will kill a kid. I don't care what you threaten me with. Your not standing up to a bully. I'm not fucking around and finding out. You have been harassing me for years and now you've stolen my work and are trying to ignoring I don't care what you call it. If you do not stop ignoring I am going to kill someone's kid. You don't have the right to do this. I'm not going through the proper channels."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
Get the Practicemug.