White Collar Compound Interest

The exponential growth from positive professional experiences and jobs that grow over the years.

Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.

Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.

Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.

by Mike109999 September 2, 2023

Interesting enough

If you'll watch for 7 years straight you'll wacth for 3 hours.

Hym "As if 'not interesting enough' is a phrase anyone could ever use to describe me."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

maddies interests

FRANKLY! Girls named maddie aren’t even humans, they are predators, monstrous creatures living in the darkest darkness.
However IT has some bizarre interests as in gingers(aka Ed Sheeran) or hairy toes….

1-JESUS DID U SEE THAT, SOMETHING JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES
2-no need to worry it’s just maddie lurking in the shadows, you shouldn’t have dyed ur hair orange…
1-yeah ur right (maddies interests)

by kissesd August 17, 2022

Self-interest

And when do THEY forgo THEIR self interest for ME, Jordan? That's what makes your entire worldview horseshit. It never goes the other way. It NEVER takes the form of YOU (or ANYONE for that matter) forgoing THEIR self-interest for ME.

Hym "And when does it work in the other direction? Who around me needs to forgo their own narrow self-interest? Noone? Then why should I be expected to? 'BeCaUsE yOu ShOuLd Be SeLflEsS! AgAiNsT yOuR wIlL eVeN!' You're NOT THAT Jordan. That's what makes you a charlatan. AND a liar. You don't actually ACT like you believe any of the things you say and all of your colleges have proven they DON'T actually belive any of the things you say. Your entire career has been dealing with poor victimized women and malevolent men and now YOU'RE THE SAVIOR! THE WHITE PROPHET COMETH! WOOO!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

Beer interest

When you owe beers (or money), you add a beer per week after due.

- Man I owed you a beer last week already, with the beer interest that's 2 beers for tonight!
- Yeah!

by inormi April 21, 2018

Not Interesting

Oh wow that is exactly what he's do but SO ARE YOU STUPID BITCH! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME! But Jesus Destiny getting clipped up by Candy?

Hym "No. It is not interesting is it? But, hey, by the way: Being America first and Christianity first is just being 'you' first. That's like your entire identity. What do you think Candy? You can't really say you're doing Christianity if all of the concepts mean whatever you need them to mean, moment to moment, so that whatever you do is the Christianity, right?"

by Hym Iam January 5, 2025