Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.

Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete

by FanOfStan April 22, 2023

completely ass

this means when the show is completely horrible, when the show can never be good, when the show shouldn’t have been made, and how it should be erased from existence.

for example “ this show is completely ass “

by nyytardd August 30, 2021

complete arsehole

(v.) to complete arsehole is to lick out the complete contents of the crack. Done by psycho bitch.

P-bitch gives complete arsehole for a low price.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

completely different scenario

a canned response to validate the responder's hypocritical actions as non-hypocritical

"So now you want to wave the national flag? Didn't you call that 'racist' a few years ago?"

"Completely different scenario! I'm doing this because it's against that evil foreign leader!"

by tourchan February 27, 2025

Corking it completely

Corking it completely refers to completely messing something/yourself up. However, it could also refer to crashing (going to sleep) but only if you or the person in question is very tired. Other forms of the term include corked completely and totally corked. Also, this term should not be confused with corking it

CORKING IT COMPLETELY EXAMPLES:
1. I studied so much for the geography test but I still corked it completely...
2. My brains turning to mush and I can’t think straight... I think I might cork it completely.

by Bean Fiend June 6, 2018

live sports, espn+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on espn+!

The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.

Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"

by UPFSonic October 21, 2024

Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025