season-end affective disorder (sad)

That feeling of inexplicable sadness you get when a TV series or book series ends.

'You haven't been out all week, what's wrong with you??' 'Sorry, Game of Thrones ended last week and I feel like part of me has died' 'oh, you have season-end affective disorder (SAD), I've been there'

by Josee August 1, 2015

zoie-affect

The ability to captivate all the attention of another person that it causes everyone else to disappear.

Normally caused by a Drop Dead Gorgeous, person that is way out of your league, a straight dime

Hey, Hey, come on man quit starring . What I wasn't staring . What ever you completely under the Zoie-affect

by Poe94 February 18, 2017

How does this affect Glenn?

When learning of a situation or issue, and in reality if has no real effect on you or your life.

When I heard about the bus route being permanently cancelled I asked “How does this affect Glenn?”

by Shrav2112 December 26, 2023

Accented Text Affect

When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.

"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.

by Jack Flap December 10, 2018

The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

Robin Affect

When a man has his shit together and gets pussy trapped by a woman whose pussy is so good you know she isn't worth a damn in any other area of life and he loses everything in a matter of weeks.

Someone warn Troy please. The Robin Affect happens so fast you don't even see it coming.

by IceBurgScrilla November 20, 2025

Placebo Affect

The look on your face when somebody is talking about something you don't care about, but you want to seem interested.

He was prattling on about CrossFit during our date, so I had to give him the placebo affect since he's so hot and I heard he's hung.

by paramedico987 July 30, 2017