How does this affect Glenn?

When learning of a situation or issue, and in reality if has no real effect on you or your life.

When I heard about the bus route being permanently cancelled I asked “How does this affect Glenn?”

by Shrav2112 December 26, 2023

The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

Accented Text Affect

When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.

"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.

by Jack Flap December 10, 2018

2000s Affect

Noun

That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.

“Full 2000s affect hit me when I realized Borat came out nearly 20 years ago.”

by xesyag August 31, 2025

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

5G affection

The highest bandwidth affection. 5G affection TLC = telecommunications, love and caring.

I want 5G affection or none at all.

by 5gaff October 18, 2022

The Mari Affect

The affect Amarion has on people to make them lose focus or forget thoughts by the sight of him or the sound of his voice

Friend 1: Girl what were u sayin
*see Amarion*
Friend 2: ummm idk
Friend 1: what u was just talking two seconds ago
Friend 2: ik but The Mari Affect

by urban62555674 December 4, 2023