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The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena
Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017
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Accented Text Affect

When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.
"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.
by Jack Flap December 10, 2018
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Slow-ass affect

When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.
1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)
by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023
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The Ruthless Affect

when players ride JrBus,Doba,Kastro
The Ruthless Affect: Where a player from slaps team. plays 1/21 tours a day, but once they're invited to Ruthless they magically play all 21 tournaments.
by The Ruthless Affect September 28, 2023
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Seasonal Affective Disorder

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Seasonal Affective Disorder
by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025
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Liberal after affect

When a liberal gets the issues after doing something stupid
Liberal after affect means

Joe Biden"let's increase taxes on everyone in the USA so help support strip clubs" Conservative" No, you idiot, that's a horrible idea"
by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021
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5G affection

The highest bandwidth affection. 5G affection TLC = telecommunications, love and caring.
by 5gaff October 18, 2022
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