When a person's voice/ vocal range doesn't match up with there face, most prominent include Rick Astley, Paul McCartney when singing golden slumbers, and George Ezra.
person one: yo did you see that radio host's face?
person two: yeah he seems to have the Astley Affect
person two: yeah he seems to have the Astley Affect
by Zingy cucumber December 5, 2021
Get the Astley affect mug.Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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"Ah mate she found a dealer who does 2 for 50"
"Oh right yeah thought she was looking #affected"
"Ah mate she found a dealer who does 2 for 50"
"Oh right yeah thought she was looking #affected"
by CherryBakewell July 13, 2019
Get the Affected mug.Bait your fans into thinking something you have made is "sick" And make close relatives react to it. Causing many people to get excited until it's finally released and is trash
by @urmomfagXD April 19, 2018
Get the The olatunji affect mug.when a singer/voice actors voice doesn't seem to match up with there face, most prominent examples are Rick Astley and Paul McCartney, when singing golden slumbers, and George Ezra
person one: did you see the face of that radio host?
person two: yeah he seems to have the Astley affect
person two: yeah he seems to have the Astley affect
by Zingy cucumber December 5, 2021
Get the Astley affect mug.by howeverlongitgoeson January 14, 2010
Get the pointless affection mug.Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.
Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!
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